{"product_id":"can-i-pet-that-dawg-warboss-mad-sam-jersey-tank","title":"CAN I PET THAT DAWG? — Warboss Mad Sam  - Jersey Tank","description":"\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCAN I PET THAT DAAAAWG?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eLook at that face. Those teeth. That charming little horn in the middle of its forehead. Clearly this is a friendly, well-behaved animal that desperately wants scritches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eProbably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFeaturing one absolutely ferocious fantasy beast with a mouth full of terrible decisions, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCan I Pet That Dawg?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e is for monster lovers, tabletop gamers, creature collectors, and anyone whose first instinct upon encountering an unidentified apex predator is to reach out and pet it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe transparent artwork lets this toothy little nightmare look right at home across a variety of shirt colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eArtwork by @idrawmonsterz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eMade for Warboss Mad Sam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-feature-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCan you pet that dawg?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #222222; 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